New invention idea: vibrating tampons
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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