Non-Jews are for practice
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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