Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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