just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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