so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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