so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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