so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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