DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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