it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I could fuck to npr.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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