And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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