i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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