So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
