Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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