yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He passed out mid-signature
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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