My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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