It's like God shit irony all over that family
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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