There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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