Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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