the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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