I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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