her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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