First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I want her autograph on my taint
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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