I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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