so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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