that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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