rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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