What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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