i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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