You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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