This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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