Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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