why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno