fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.