Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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