why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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