Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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