Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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