I skipped work to stalk him.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
