Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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