didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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