Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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