She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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