her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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