So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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