Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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