i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No subtext here. People are naked.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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