is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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