just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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