I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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