Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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