i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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