this beer tastes like vomit already
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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