Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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