I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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