why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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