ugly people sure do ruin things
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
