You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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