Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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